Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 08, 2005

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 02, 2005

Moomin

Well,this is a special kind of animal that goes MOO, and the animal is also known as the magical cow of moomin land.

this is a thing that is fat, called a moomin

by MR VIKING December 23, 2005

Moomin

a person who has no perception on reality

by Jamesy February 12, 2003

moomin

a black dressed, pale unhygienic being who believes themselves atractive because of the dim witted emos which he doth asosiate himself with. with black teeth and a stench resembling that of an deceased anus (belonging to a man aplicted with loose bowel syndrome), he scares even the most battle hardened of war veterans. so scary even chuck norris turned down the challange of bringin this foul beast in for extermination.

"jesus bastard christ its moomin!"

"has anyone trod in shit?"

"put it down timmy you dont know where its been!"

"is your mother proud of you?"

by moomins_r_gay August 24, 2007

to make a moomin

to force oneself upon sombody
to carry a torch for somebody

by Darius April 24, 2003

to make a moomin

to abase oneself

by Kungfu Rick May 06, 2003