Hot mojito

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

by DrMojito April 27, 2022

moobies

Fat abnormal tity growth on a man

My moobies bring all the boys to the yard damn rite there better than yours.

by Geeked101 October 9, 2009

Moodie Mills

Australian slang for a giant tree whose branches can represent a person.

Wow that tree over there sure does look like a Moodie Mills

by Bill Tomik October 23, 2010

Moofieclown

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.

Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?

by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

moobies

Motorboat-able boobies.

1. Hey bro, this stripper I dated had the most awesome moobies!
2. As a kid, I used to motorboat my mom's moobies.

by theharami19 May 25, 2018

mojicum

The blissful feeling, or state of being, in which a person finds his or herself immediately following a good poop; often described in the context of “searching” for said feeling while the occupant is taking said dump.

Dude, I found mojicum so good this morning.

by jorgorb November 28, 2019