montessori school 

A place where kids learn a whole lot and actually learn to LOVE school. Many people back away from montessori schools because they're not "structured" enough, but the truth is that these kids learn better in this kind of environment than the kids in catholic school who are told to fold their hands at their desks and be quiet. Not saying all catholic schools are like that, nor am I saying that it's bad, but montessori schools kinda accomplish more with their unique style of learning. They're really expensive, but it's well worth the price.

A: "Ewww I hate school its horrible ew ew ew."

B: "Really? I love school. The people there are nice and the academics are interesting."

A: "You must go to a montessori school, then."

B: "you got it."

montessori school by xEmo kittyxx November 17, 2011

montasia 

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.

Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.

montasia by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018

Mountassir 

A name that literally means 'Victorious' in Arabic. Mountassir's are extremely rare, so if you ever come across one, you've literally met a one in a million guy. They like to pursue honesty & fairness and thus have a deep desire to see good being done in the world.

Quiet and reserved unless you get to know them, but intelligently delightful and very kind and warm. They're viciously loyal, trustworthy and a perfectionist at heart, so they truly make the best friends and companions as they try to put their loved ones before themselves.

If you do meet a Mountassir, hold onto him because you've just made a special friend for life.

Hey did you see that dude who feeds that old cat by the dumpster everyday? He's such a Mountassir.

Mountassir by Totemokawaii November 22, 2021

muntashira 

A very caring and loving human being , who is often misunderstood and when you get on her bad side it will stay like that for a long time .she hates being shouted at and being accused of something they didn’t do , anyone who has a Muntashira in their life best hold on to them because they are extremely caring and funny and they are rare to find and lastly a Muntashira is drop dead gorgeous ,independent girl who would rather be by her self than be surrounded by human 👍🏾

Man I wish I had a Muntashira in my life

My wish is to have Muntashira as my friend

muntashira by Depressed bitch T April 11, 2020

Montessori Drivers 

Motorists for whom lane makers, passing lanes, and speed limits are merely suggestions to consider along the way. So named for the self-directed educational system which encourages children to learn at their own pace.

The most important thing is that Montessori Drivers feel good about their driving. "Now you just go at your own pace and I'll be right over here if you need anything."

Montessori Drivers by rideSpecialized May 27, 2009

Montessori Personality Disorder 

Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.

Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends

- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking

Treatment: rehab

Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.

Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”

Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”

Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”

Montessori Personality Disorder by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

Parkway Montessori Middle School 

this school is booty. the kids are wack and the teachers are rude. you are either a good or ghetto kid. although the school is wack UTS HELLA FUN!

Parkway Montessori Middle School is so not cool

Parkway Montessori Middle School by JUSTAFUCKINGPERSON November 9, 2019