monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

monster

The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.

Jessica is a monster

by Monster hater February 22, 2005

monster

A creature from yorkshire that only drinks carlsberg and is always on a sexual rampage

Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips

by Mike Simpkins January 03, 2007

monster

the aids.

lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....

by Lucas July 04, 2004

monster

huge dick

derek is a monster

by ela December 22, 2003

monster

A japanese manga and anime

a prety fucking good one too...

by bobbybrown67 January 26, 2005

monster

a crazy energy drink that gives u muscle spazims if u drink to many

todd chugged a monster and had a muscle spazim on the floor

by Kim-My-Face May 05, 2006