Marcos Mustache

The meaning of having a dope or beautiful mustache.

That guy has a Marcos mustache he must have taken a long time to grow it.

by Itzz_yourmaster305 September 8, 2016

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

Mustache Theory

The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.

Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache

Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"

Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"

Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"

by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011

Cock Mustache

Freshly Shaven Mustache above penis shaft

Hey your cock mustache looks exactly like Keith Hernandez cock mustache

by Tyrone2 June 19, 2008

forehead mustache

unibrow

Sam: Dude, take these tweezers and fix that forehead mustache.
Max: Thanks bro.

by steamodon August 3, 2010

Mustache

A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.

** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.

When I grow up I want a mustache like that.

Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...

by UltraMegaKev March 5, 2010