mushroom treatment 

Defined as the act of your upper level management not telling you what you need to know, and anything they do tell you is not true.

The meeting today sure was giving us the mushroom treatment. They have kept us in the dark about what is going on and they keep feeding us a lot of shit!

mushroom treatment by Lee Veasey October 10, 2005

Dry Mushrooms 

Mushrooms that are in fact not dry but more wet than lake Garda.

Gennaro Contaldo: uh jus gonna puuut dis hAnful of Dry Mushrooms from this bUllful (bowlful) of cold water and leave to dry some more on the side.

Antonio Carluccio: Ah Das wanderfAl Gennaro, be nice in a Risotto one.

Dry Mushrooms by otmazletov February 13, 2013

Friendly Mushroom 

Noun, hallucinations caused by drinking mysterious cactus juice.
Origin: Avatar; the Last Airbender

"FRIEINDLY MUSHROOM!!! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!! Mooshy giant FREIIIND!!"

Friendly Mushroom by Hrath and Sky March 30, 2009

Mushroom Stampede 

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

Mushroom Stampede by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Mushroom Sandwich 

When you grab a guys ass and their dick and push them towards eachother

Dude Thomas just gave Freddy a Mushroom Sandwich

Mushroom Sandwich by Jawzzii December 9, 2019

Mushroomhead 

A nigga with a haircut that looks like a mushroom

Person 1: What is going on with your hair
Person 2: My barber gave me the mushroomhead

Person 1: I told you not to go to that crackhead

Mushroomhead by Yruey January 23, 2023

Fried Mushrooms

One of the best things ever. Good with Steak.

If everyone had Fried Mushrooms, there would be no need for war.

Fried Mushrooms by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010