serial monogamist

an individual who dates only one person at a time (and is faithful to them at that time)

Tara is not a player but she is a serial monogamist.

Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.

by Vickidee April 28, 2011

monogamiss

1. A woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. A 'miss' when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.

1. -How's your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-All good. She likes having a monogamister.

2. I told Kenny I'd stop seeing other guys, but then I did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. Think I should tell him? I'll never have another monogamiss...as long as I stop drinking tequila.

by gurgoob September 20, 2012

Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.

Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.

by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021

monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.

I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.

by gurgoob January 10, 2012

Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.

I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.

by Night King January 2, 2018

serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood

See: 35% women
99.999% men

by Butterfly December 15, 2003

Serial monogamist

A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited

I’m a serial monogamist I just can’t be alone :(

by Anya buddsale June 9, 2019