Monkeyhead

Monkeyhead (Muhng-kee-hed)
-noun
To be either:
a. Daniel
----OR----
b. -A face that looks like a monkey
-Has skin like monkey

Daniel is a monkeyhead.
Look at that black monkeyhead.

by TheCumbackKids January 28, 2008

Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and when the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by TempleofJews August 3, 2018

monkeyseeds

An exclamation of dissatisfaction.

I lost the election?! Awww, monkeyseeds.

by Keta September 8, 2003

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 11, 2017

Monkeythrust

A measurement of Force equal to exactly 69 Newtons

1MKT = 69N

Scientist 1: The car exhibits a gravitational force of 473 Newtons

Scientist 2: You mean 6.85 Monkeythrust?

by bobross1846 April 8, 2021

Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.

"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"

by Hosami March 17, 2009