1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.
by tommyO699 January 24, 2009
Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.
by chris frenchy November 13, 2007
Someone who acts like a Jewish person, but in fact isn't Jewish.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.
A man or woman who is as greedy as like a Jewish person.
Ex1. Oliver refuses to donate his own money for the Haiti Relief.
"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"
Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.
Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler
"Oliver, stop being such a Jew Mongler!"
Ex2. Jason shops at Walmart to save himself time and money. Jason is in fact, a Jew Mongler.
Ex3. Chase and Horace are sharing a book to study from. Chase pulls the book closer to him so HE can read it better. Chase is in the act of being a Jew Mongler
by PolishJew February 01, 2010
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
by Brother Darkest March 14, 2019
A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.
After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.
The cycle then repeats again.
After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.
The cycle then repeats again.
Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.
by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010