moctezumas revenge

travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico

guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?

guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge

guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?

moctezumas revenge by big_EZ June 16, 2010

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

Montezuma's revenge by Cornholio September 29, 2003

montezuma voodoo 

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

montezuma voodoo by lord January 17, 2005

motez 

Nobody likes
Weirdo
Likes his uncle
Bathed with socks on

Person A: Wow that guy is such a a motez

Person B: facts hope he gets cancer

motez by Sorryabout2004 May 2, 2020

Rachel Montez Collins 

The prettiest girl in the world

I was like damn that "Rachel Montez Collins" girl is HOT

Rachel Montez Collins by Keenan11 August 22, 2011

Montezuma's Mouthwashed 

When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner

Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!

Montezuma's Mouthwashed by durangokickflip June 17, 2011

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

Montezuma's Mustache by jean anyon July 30, 2008