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Manscaping 

"I have no idea what this is"
- Jonathan Goldsmith
Even the legend himself has no idea what "manscaping" is.

manscaping 

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals
1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"
manscaping by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

Manscaping 

the art of trimmings one's pubic hair.
I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.
Manscaping by Hicksteroozen October 11, 2008

Manscaping 

The act of trimming or shaving the male pubic region
"What're you doing?"
"Manscaping"
"..."
Manscaping by Kymbella November 11, 2013

manscaping 

The ill-concieved art of removing male body hair from some areas whilst leaving others in an attempt to look pubescent but not bearish

Usually results in some fairly dire patches of stubble
oooh thats some nasty manscaping! Don't try this at home kids
manscaping by Audrey pawdry July 13, 2006

Manscaping 

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
Manscaping by kid2will October 16, 2013