you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

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mommy and daddy wrestling

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

mommy and daddy wrestling by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

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Daddy mommy

Wanting a daddy / mommy 😘❤️ 🔥😃🤚❤️

I want to be fucked so hard daddy mommy

Daddy mommy by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021

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Security Daddy (or Mommy)

A Security Daddy or Security Mommy provides physical security benefits to their boyfriend/girlfriend husband/wife by contributing 0 – 100% of their basic needs. This typically being, but not limited to Housing, Transportation, Food, Clothing, and Healthcare.

The Security Daddy or Mommy is NOT a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Mommy and typically contributes only to their basic needs with the goal being, that their husband wife boyfriend girlfriend feels physically secure.

Typically, the Security Daddy or Security Mommy is financially secure which helps make their significant other feel physically secure.

Although Betty had her sights set on marrying a Sugar Daddy, she ended up marrying a Security Daddy (or Mommy), which made her feel physically secure.

Security Daddy (or Mommy) by SecurityDaddy October 3, 2021