Molasses daddy 

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

Molasses daddy by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

sweet sassy molassey 

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

sweet sassy molassey by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

molasses 

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

molasses by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

slow as molasses 

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

slow as molasses by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

momas pp

A warm juicy snack for your dad or uncle, can be broken if sucked too hard by kids

He has a sexy momas pp.

momas pp by yur momas pp November 5, 2021

gut molasses 

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

gut molasses by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

Thomas Mouass 

a train; ugly

*looks at train*
oh em gee, it’s a thomas mouass!!!!!!!

get yo mouass in here!!

Thomas Mouass by godzillaisgrandeisobese June 25, 2018