Hispanic-Los Angeles-Texan celebrity known mainly for his moustache. Despite efforts by his fellow peers, he has yet to shave the 'stache. He bears a striking resemblance to "Pedro" from the feature film "Napolean Dynamite". He pretend like he "habla no espanol" but he actually does. He can speak Spanish really fast, like those commercial guys on the Hispanic radio station. He is also known for being a technology/computer/car genius. He is also known for pulling shenanagins on people (e.g. Tiffany aka "dumberer" the celebrity Azn). Also threatens people and sometimes carries out those threats (e.g. "Big Shot Rob" Lorenz). As discovered during prom, he can really dance and "get his groove on". Says "08" alot. Hates freshman. Hates rafat. Mostly known for the 'stache though.
abel molina: hey
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
Random guy: nice 'stache
Random guy 2: let's shave it off
abel molina: (Beats them up)
abel molina: 08! Hastla la cya!
Random guy 3: It's Hasta la vista, man. Don't act like you don't know spanish.
abel molina: Jódale y su madre. Yo no sé ningún español!
(Beats up Random guy 3, robs him, hijacks his car, GTA style, and starts shooting at stuff, does his pimp thing, etc)
by Borat Najahedari June 30, 2008
Layla Molina is usually a drop dead beautiful girl that every guy likes but she rarely falls in love. You are lucky if u are dating a Layla Molina. She usually has brown hair and brown eyes with a nice body. She is skinny and always laughs and make others laugh. She has a lot of friends and they all love her.
by savagessavage February 11, 2017
Person with a very small penis usually overweight and sometimes wears a bra when attending a party laughs at his own jokes and just generally an asshole to be around
by thiccd November 23, 2018
Diego Gerardo Rey Molina 15 bis, Táriba 5017, Táchira,Venezuela +58 414-7309441 (Mordo), es la información que se filtró de un YouTuber llamado Mordo tras una cancelación luego de comprobar acusaciones de varios actos aborrecibles.
Diego Gerardo Rey Molina 15 bis, Táriba 5017, Táchira,Venezuela +58 414-7309441: Diego Gerardo Rey Molina 15 bis, Táriba 5017, Táchira,Venezuela +58 414-7309441
by Axpher51 June 23, 2021
by Vokelz September 27, 2022
Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 07, 2018
Ashley one of the nicest prettiest people I’ve ever met, Ashley tends to be the mother of my friend group but thats okay, she is my friend and is so nice and pretty and she has fans boys bc she so pretty, shes also emo and has five million boy friends
by deeznuttys3210 June 02, 2022