mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

by TankGuy April 28, 2003

mokey-hokey

Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.

1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey

by Squirrel April 12, 2005

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 08, 2004

Mokey po

Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.

My pc is mokey po.

by Doc know it all May 02, 2023

mokey dunk

a type of body slam

i just mokey dunked his ass

by zach4457 June 01, 2017

mokey

the money currency for monkeys

wow that monkey has a TON of mokey

by mokeymads January 02, 2019

Mokey

Mokey is a dumbass version of the one and only Mickey Mouse!(however I personally like Mokey more) the meth filled mouse was created by an animator on YouTube by the name of Sr Pelo. Go check him out!

Mommie: ITS NOT CHRISTMAS MOKEY!!! ITS NOT CHRISTMAAAAAAASSS!!!

by Hehe boi January 10, 2022