moist

good; used when describing your feelings about a person, place, or thing in a positive light. A funny definition of good.
My car is really moist., Wow! Your girlfriend is really moist., That movie was incredibly moist., (first guy)Hey dude, how ya' hangin'? (second guy) Still moist, man., (First chick) How was your date last night girlfriend? (second chick) He was sooo moist!
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darryl's ass is 'moist'
by anonymous April 08, 2003
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its the insides of a ladies thong when she walks past my wood
as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
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Someone who is very weird , anti-social , an ego nerd , or being homosexual .
That waitress is so moist , I complimented her work , and she didn't even smile . Gary never talks with us about girls , like if he was moist .
by Jock April 10, 2004
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this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.
"hey did you hear about that crazy-ass nazi ho, ms santy?"

"no, what about her?"

"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"

"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."
by rod-man November 29, 2004
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to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick
when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist
by kk November 08, 2002
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to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings
i cant believe that guy went to my house just so he could go to my room and moist away....
by Brian...Bitch March 23, 2005
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