modernified

a thing of the past adapted to modern taste. Applied mainly to fashion.

you really modernified that 50's hairstyle.

by David & Steph March 26, 2008

Modernist

A modernist is a model citizen that Tony Blair would be proud of. Everything has to be new for them, they frown upon and mock anything old or historic. They like and welcome immigrants and neds, they make your heart glad, apparently, and of course they vote labour.

Modernists get right up my nose!!

by Fight these darn people! February 28, 2005

Post-Modernist

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

ModerCize

A model's version of exercise. Model + Exercise = ModerCize.

Models in general are pretty lazy and don't really workout. At least not in a traditional sense... Models get their exercise walking, dancing, fidgeting, etc... all these things burn calories, but only if you count them.

You can burn more calories ModerCizing then you can sometimes on a treadmill at the gym, plus ModerCizing is way more fun!

The models backstage were laughing, dancing, and posing for the press before hitting the runway: this is their exercise aka ModerCize!

Changing clothes can burn up to 200 calories an hour! No wonder models are so skinny! ModerCize!

by ModelSkinny August 30, 2011

modernista

a person who is totally smack on trend..modern hip cool knows whats up and predicts the next trend. knows whats "out" and whats "in"…cool spotting radar abilities.

man i need a modernista to design my new space !!

by laurenlee October 10, 2014

Modernicity

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood

Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.

by Noj77 August 11, 2010

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010