modern day superhero

a wanna be superhero with absolutely no super powers who insists he is the savoir of all. He truly lacks any common sense and is remarkably dumb. His intergalactic travels consist only of being abducted by aliens once and being probed for many hours.

Travis was jealous because a modern day superhero stole his glass of milk.

by Brooklyndt21 September 30, 2006

Modern Day Genius

Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.

Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.

by Creative Usurping Mastermind August 28, 2016

modern day slave

people typically of african descent getting whipped; lashings

Friend: Did you hear about abenezzar? I heard he got whipped
Abenzzar: yea I got modern day slaved, I got whipped with a charger

by ThickyBoy123 December 5, 2021

Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven

When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.

"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."

by Meta. November 12, 2011

modern day slavery

when you close your tab of block puzzle!!!!!

bro i just closed my blocky tab this is like modern day slavery

by crackaextraordinaire March 30, 2021

Modern Day Badass

A person who thinks they are a hardass, but are the complete opposite and ruins everybody's goodtime by manganing to fuck up even the best situations

Tom: whoa, man i can't wait to get some cuddi this weekend

Bill: yea dude me either i hope those bitches are wet

Tom: Oh yeah man they toatlly will be this party is gonna be perfect

Jim: Oh shit! guys John is coming this party will end up turning into a clusterfuck quick he is a Modern Day Badass

by t-money0069 May 4, 2011

Modern day deadhead

You can spot a modern day dead head in just about any up and coming left wing town such as Boulder or San Francisco who loves the grateful dead but was born years after the death of Jerry Garcia. A modern day dead head is usually in their 20's attending collage. These fools are usally seen wearing tie dye clothing and grateful dead shirts most likely purchased from Walmart or Spencer's. Long curly hair can also be spotted on these creaters as well as dreadlocks or man buns. A modern day dead has will be preaching peace, love, and tolerance but turns out to be the biggest egotistical douchbag ever once you get to know him or her. Don't let me forget that modern day deadheads can smoke more weed than you, do more drugs than you, and drink more than you. Being a grateful dead fan for these folks is more of a fashion statement or fad.

Guy number 1: That dude over there has dreads and is wearing a grateful dead shirt.

Guy number 2: pfft modern day deadheads. I bet he's never even seen the grateful dead. Phish sucks, Jerry's dead. Get a job hippie.

by Cornbread221 July 1, 2019