modementia

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.

I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.

by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

modem sex

The act of one copulating with one's computer modem. Usually performed by inserting the scrotum into the modem. See also: cyber sex.

I love getting off of modem sex.

by wang March 19, 2003

null modem cable

it's kind of like a network, but i'm not buying it

a null modem cable is kind of like a network, but i'm not buying it!

by colon commando July 25, 2003

modem

A primitive and shitty device for accessing the Internet over a dialup (dialsuck) connection. If you're still using this, get a clue and upgrade to broadband.

I used to use a 28.8 kbps modem to access the Inernet. Now I use cable because I'm 1337.

by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004

modem game

A modem game requires a PC with either an internal modem or external modem connected to it. Back in the 1990s before DSL, Cable, FibreOp was everywhere, this was how you played PC games via multiplayer.

You'd host a connection on your phone line (using the PCs modem) and another friend a few streets away from you would dial your number within the options of whatever game you were playing (such as Warcraft 2, Heretic, Duke Nukem 3d, Doom, Hexen... etc) and connect to you. Of course, they'd also need a modem to do this.

It was extremely popular for its time, though often times with games such as "Duke Nukem 3D" the dreaded, "out of sync" would cause massive frustration.

"Dude, me and Garrett were just playing a modem game of Duke 3d and i kicked his ass!"

by Steve (S.G.B.) December 21, 2016

modem

"Modern" written with the r and n touching.

This is a modem world.

by Delusional October 8, 2003

modem

another, some more.

Andre exclaimed, "Bring some modem hoes wit you to the bed."

by BIG-D October 8, 2003