Moat

The nightlife phenomenon that occurs when several creeps and/or lurkers simultaneously surround a dance floor and leer at the dancing women in a disturbing fashion. A full moat occurs when the creep formation achieves a full 360 degree circle around the victims.
Entranced by the rhythmic pulses of the women's tender bodies, Steve joined the other creeps in forming a moat around the dancefloor.
by Bobby Ganouj July 10, 2009
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moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over
after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed
by Anonymous June 07, 2003
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moated

Frustrated and pissed off over minute things. See also: butt sore
Dude, don't get all moated about it.
by The Cobra January 17, 2005
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Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."
1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.
by MoonChaser September 10, 2013
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Gunt Moat

The girth of a larger woman that prevents easy access for sex.
Yo, I tried to get with Julia last night, but got stopped by her Gunt Moat.
by B0geyMan July 25, 2011
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Twink Moat

The construction of a barrier between two platonic homosexual friends who are sharing a bed where the construction material is an attractive, boyish looking young man of little intelligence and character twink. The purpose of a twink moat is to serve as an outlet for any sexual desire which may arise among one or both of the platonic homosexual friends to obviate any sexual contact between these two which might otherwise arise consequent to the overindulgence in alcohol.
I was so drunk last night that, if it weren't for that twink moat, I probably would have gone down on you.
by aschenbach March 13, 2011
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build a moat

Consciously cock-blocking yourself in an attempt to avoid infidelity.
Erik was building a sandcastle on the beach with a woman he had just met. When things started to get flirtatious, Erik thought of his girlfriend and quickly began to build a moat.
by Hawkaconda November 20, 2014
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