moät

a fool or simpleton, nincompoop!

You’re a moät!!!

by TLovely2 November 26, 2020

moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

Moat Point

Moat Point - When you are defending your statement so much you build a water filled ditch around it.

Furious, sweat started beading up around Clay's brow as he continued to argue his moat point.

by aTALLasian June 15, 2018

Moat Digger

One who digs trenches for a king, around his castle.

Can be used positively or negatively.

You're such a "Moat Digger"

by KruptWorld December 14, 2010

Moat Hill

A large Bumb thats mildly entertaining and covered in growth.

Dude, theres a huge Moat Hill on your face

by Fallen Autarch April 22, 2010

moat of rice

Thought to have originated in Derby or York, the term is used to describe a particular meal layout where a curry is in the centre of the plate, and encircled by a ring of rice - the moat.

Would you like a moat of rice, or do you want it to one side?

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Moat Gator

Like an alligator who wallows half in the mud, with the top half being lighter than the bottom half: A woman whos curtains don't match the carpet, one who bleaches their hair, but not their pubics

Man, that way blonde woman... she's a Moat Gator!!!

by Shakeyhands October 4, 2006