Marburger 

1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980

my uncle is a marburger

Marburger by pengi69 September 23, 2005

The Marburger 

Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.

Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"

The Marburger by JMillie March 3, 2011

Musburger 

(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.

You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.

Musburger by airmanada October 30, 2013

mooburger 

its what a 'hamburger' should really be called, because hambugers lie to you because they aren't made of ham (pork) they are made from beef. DUH.

last night i went and ate a mooburger with my nazi 4th period teacher and her brothers sisters bestfrieds boyfriends uncles aunts mothers sons friend who happened to be from germany making her a nazi. kay?

mooburger by omfgits_leah February 16, 2006

manburger

a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese

Trashman: Can we stop at the bk lounge so i can get a couple of manburgers?
Random Kid: What the fuck is a manburger?
Coba: It's a double cheeseburger with only meat and cheese, no pussy vegetables or condiments, it's manly like Trashman.
Dark Mark: Trashman is so dank.
Coba: I concur.

manburger by Trashman June 17, 2007

Charles Manburger

Charles Manburger

1.
Nobody:
Person: “Charles Manburger”

2.

Person: “That was Charles Manburger’s fault”

Charles Manburger by india11 December 5, 2022

milfburger 

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

milfburger by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007