Mystical Sky Daddy

Another term for a god.

Lemme succ your mystical sky daddy

by Aotric January 22, 2018

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

mestiça

In the portuguese language, commonly used in Brazil, it refers to a woman of varied ethnicity. Unlike "Mulata" for a woman of mixed white and black race, this mixture is typically of white, asian, and or indigenous ancestry. The literal word means, "mixed race".

Que mestiça linda!

by eyeluvBrazilianwomen June 28, 2009

mystical dragon

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you are ready to cum, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.

I gave that bitch the hardest mystical dragon last night.....i wonder if she will call me back

by Michael111887 March 18, 2008

Wise Mystical Tree

A very funny tree you will see either on tiktok, twitter, youtube, everywhere to be honest.
Pretty swag tree if you ask me
Also for some god forsaken reason, there's a photo of it having a PHAT ASS!!!!

Yo have you seen that new wise mystical tree?
"No."
Oh... Well it's pretty funny!
"Ok"
kys

by xxigilzbyKaijo October 21, 2022

mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007

masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019