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Miss Swan 

I tell a you...
I tell a you...

He look..
He look-a-like a...

He look-a-Like a MAN.
Miss swan:Just a wittle bit off bacon..
Miss Swan by Miss_swan October 20, 2010
Wrinkly old woman that sluts around trying to pick up former students and can be spotted at the local bars trying to pick up a one night stand.
“Yo I went out to the bar last night and guess what I saw?”
“What?”
“I saw a total Miss Sig all over Barber”
Miss Sig by GrimmySavage669 February 11, 2019

Miss South Carolina 

That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
Miss South Carolina by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

National Miss school day 

On December the 2nd it is national miss school day
Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd

Jeff: No

Bob: Why

Jeff: It is national miss school day

Missy Special 

Mrs. Purtell gave me the Missy Special
Missy Special by FriendCats June 16, 2018

Miss South Carolina 

I personally believe places like The Miss South Carolina and everywhere like such as, and Urbandictionary.com can't afford definitions, and, uh, like, I think the urbandictonary.com education people should help us.
Thank you Miss South Carolina for giving us the true meaning of entertainment