Misreprestantion

Telling ridiculous lies that are easily disproved with only cursory review.

His claim that he used to take hairpin turns at 110 MPH was clear misreprestantion.

by Zev F January 19, 2023

misrepresentative

1. A congressmen or representative who say they represent their people but rather pursue self interests
2. An elected official who claims to believe one way but votes the opposite
3. A politician who holds office who lied to his constituents just to get their votes and contributions
4. A congressmen or representative who's campaign is paid for by a wealthy contributor(s) to fool the people that he is to represent into believing he has their best interests in mind when in fact he's doing the bidding of the wealthy contributor(s).

I voted for those dumbasses and they don't reflect my opinion at all. Instead of representatives they should be called misrepresentatives, he ain't no representative he's a misrepresentative.

"The wealthy Electric and Coal Corporations paid for your campaign congressman," said the lobbyist, "you need to vote against that bill, even though you and I know it would be in the best interest of the people in your district to breathe clean air."

by Captain Cheesewhiz November 13, 2014

misremember

What some dumbass from Texas deems as english worthy for the United States Congressional Hearings. To misinterpret or to misunderstand.

Roger Clemens: I believe Andy Misremembers.
Congressman Shay: Excuse me, I didn't hear you (haha).
Roger Clemens: Andy Misremembers, I believe Andy Misremembers.

by Tubby34 February 14, 2008

Misreado

When someone has made a mistake reading something it's called a 'Misreado'.

A derivative of the word 'Typo'; where one has inadvertently erred in the typing or writing of a word.

This can also apply to when a person has misread/miscalculated/misunderstood/misjudged a situation/event/circumstance/person.

Wow, that's one huge misreado, bud ! (My dear friend, you really; a) misread what was written in that text, b) misunderstood what was being explained by the teacher, c)misjudged the situation somewhat, d) miscalculated how much of a longshot Trump was from being the POA!

by RohanL August 11, 2018

misremember

Proof that Roger Clemens is both guilty and an idiot. This made up word was Celmens response to Andy Petitte's testimony where he stated that Petitte and Clemens discussed the use of Human Growth Hormons together. Clemens stated that this conversation did not happen and that Petitte "misremembered" it.

Roger Clemens made us all a bit stupider by saying that Andy Petitte misremembered a conversation they had about the use of steriods.

by DrFellatio February 15, 2008

misremember

What Andy Pettitte did while having a conversation with Roger Clemens regarding steroids and human growth hormones, thus joining Fred Durst's "agreeance" as fabricated, and utterly retarded words to enter the American lexicon

Roger Clemens: I think Andy misremembered the conversation we had about steroids and HGH.

Me: Misremembers? That's not even a word.

by silkyjohnson2 February 20, 2008

misremember

When someone remembered wrong. Remembering a past the correct way but someone correcting you and saying you are wrong. Made famous by Roger Clemens on February 13th, 2008 during a congressional hearing on performance enhancing drugs in major league baseball.

I think Andy misremembers that I ever was injected with human growth hormone.

by a low roar February 15, 2008