Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.
Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?
by G-Funky April 07, 2007
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Get the Minstrel cycle mug.When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011
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Get the rear-minstrel mug.A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.
Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.
And remember to perform your stretches first.
Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.
And remember to perform your stretches first.
I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?
by McGoohan March 22, 2005
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by Little Computer Nerd October 08, 2010
Get the Minstrel Cycle mug.You are minstreling when you find yourself in any "scene" in real life where you see something that looks offensive just by a frame of seeing it, and you know the, both, or one at least of the parties(y) involved know it seems wrong and either don't care due to oblivion or don't care just to good old entitlement.
"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.
"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.
"Did you see those two couples watching that black guy change their tire without even pretending to help, like it was just fine they were minstreling in front of God and everyone.'
by Selectively Oblivious September 21, 2024
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