by Jackie October 13, 2004

John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.
by MaliciousFloppy October 9, 2015

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.
Donald Trump is related to minions
by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world
They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching
They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching
by Netherdwells August 13, 2015

A fucking nightmare on the internet used by the most wealthiest people not giving to charity and do fake gift card giveaways.
Gary: Hey Steve, what are Minions?
Steve: A complete disaster from Dreamworks and Satan himself. This term has become a sin to humanity.
Steve: A complete disaster from Dreamworks and Satan himself. This term has become a sin to humanity.
by MyAnus_McSqueezie January 20, 2018

A servant who always backs up what his leader has to say and/or always follows him around and repeats what his master says
by john Quesad August 8, 2009
