minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015

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Minionese

The language in which the minion race communicate in

"Gru doesn't understand that Kevin and Bob cussing him out in minionese"

by nayernay June 3, 2018

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Minions

Little Yellow Tic Tacs That Have Not Been To School Because They Were Slaved By That GRUsome Face.

1. Did You Watch The Minions Movie Last Night.
2. Nah I Was Eating The Remainder Of Kevin's Tic Tac Body.

by BringDisneyWorldToUK March 1, 2021

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A youtube video posted on June 22, 2015 titled "I HATE MINIONS SO MUCH" about a girl saying she got a minion plushy from a crane machine when she was going for a Webkinz plushy because she has a Webkinz charm bracelet but instead got a minion plushy which you might think is not so bad but she quote on quote says she has a melt down when seeing one in public and she starts to cry. In the video she cries and tries to break the minion stuff animal. At the beginning she tries to crush a Dr. Pepper can with her hands.

Dude in 2021: Hey do you remember that "girl that hates minions" from 5 years ago that was a funny video.

Another dude in 2021: I wonder if she still has that phobia today?

by lil Shanikua Bunikua X January 29, 2021

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minions

The most annoying un loving cancerous yellow piece of shits that you will ever lay your eyes upon. Their company keeps bringing them back based on their children fan base, but every time they come back they get even worse and worse. They are all over social media, people either think they are cute or the straight thinking normal ones thinks they are a fucking embarrassment. Now There are different kinds, there's a normal sized one that can either have one or two eyes that still looks like a piece of shit, there a long yellow penis looking ass, and there's a short fat ass. These fucking overall wearing, sponge bob penis looking, four eyed, dumb ass, little bitch, annoying one eyed ass hats are a disgrace of American society and the entire reputation of the human race.

Look at those yellow fuckers. Those minions make me sick.

by Iamsecretlyagerbil June 12, 2016

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