The Shady Milkman

"The Shady MilkMan": Is the man that is taking care of your Wife (or Girlfriend) while you are overseas. While he is taking care of her she is taking care of him with all of the money that you have earned from the ( Enter any Military Service here, except the Coast Guard). The shady Milk Man has often been referred to as a "Smooth Operator", " Jody", "Slick Willy", "Bad Motor Scooter", "Sancho", and "Tyrone".

Preach: So did you hear about my wife Brittani?

Money: Yeah I hear she got knocked up by "The Shady Milkman" while you were gone!

by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

Milkman's Daughter

When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.

Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.

by disequillibrium October 18, 2008

yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

milliana

A one in a million kinda girl . Werth a million bucks ! Shy but not without opinion . Friendly in a passive agressive kinda way . Dousnt know how bautiful she really is yet appears to be comfortable with herself and her looks. She is kind and helpful. But sneaky and mysterious .

Milliana says " what is a conscious? " mama says " its whn one side tells u to do the wrong thing and the other tells u no do the right thing " milliana says I don't think i have one of those ." mama says "that's because you're usually doing the right thing"

by ladybigz May 8, 2014

One eyed milkman

A penis. The one eye being the hole and the milk being cum. Masturbating can be said as "Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman"

Stop shaking hands with your one eyed milkman and get a real chick.

by 3lit3 October 22, 2008

Milkman

One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.

Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

by teh milkedman May 27, 2009

Milkman

Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.

Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.

by thedhg May 3, 2013