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$30,000 Millionaire

A person who earns roughly 30 to 40k a year but acts like a millionaire in front of their peers. Someone who maxes-out their credit cards, leases everything and hangs out at trendy bars in order to impress and ultimately score with the opposite sex. It's not what you make... it's what you fake. www.30kmillionaires.com
Brian is nothing more than a $30,000 millionaire. He doesn't own a damn thing. Even his furniture is leased.
by Jay Gormley July 30, 2008
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Mollianna

A very smart and quick witted girl, normally with an equally smart and quick witted man, sometimes named Josh, who is normally very hung. Mollianna has a great future and a wonderful family, and her boyfriend ,Josh, is just as picture-esque as her. She surrounds herself with exotic good-looking friends. Shes the Barbie for a Ken.
Shes too perfect, like a "Mollianna".
by Vin-a-sarurs rex July 9, 2012
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Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.
"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."
by vinosnob March 19, 2006
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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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Lillianna

Lillianna is Latin for purity. She will often be very sensitive and easily hurt but loveable when you get to know her. She has dark hair and eyes that change colors with her mood and loves her Irish background. She is extremely trustworthy but if you cross her she wont hesitate to take you down. She is shy even if she doesnt often act that way and she is the type of girl who will try to put a smile on your face even if she cant put one on her own.
Doesnt Lillianna mean purity?
by Lillianna2195 July 19, 2011
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Gillianna

A funny outgoing girl, she always thinks less of herself even though others are jealous. She’s a very cute and pretty girl. You’d be lucky to know a gillianna, she’s shy at first but once you get to know her you won’t regret meeting her! She will always find a way to put a smile on your face. You’d be lucky to know a gillianna.
Gillianna is so pretty. It is so unfair!
by monkeyyy November 1, 2017
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tax-time millionaire

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.
by msgogether March 28, 2011
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