Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.

They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.

by mah2220 May 1, 2022

Millennial Sunrise

The sweet rapture one experiences upon first glance at the blinding light of an atom bomb.

I got excited for my millennial sunrise this morning when a flash of light hit me by the window. Turns out my transformer blew and now I have no power to make coffee.

by Drobee January 9, 2026

millennial fuck stick

A lonely man who lives in folsom CA, and thinks he knows everything about everything when in fact he’s just a stupid turd who sucks dick.

Chris is a millennial fuck stick

by FantasyFootballsUJ December 18, 2017

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting

Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).

by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018

snowflake millennial

Really soft millennials who take offense to everything you say even if it doesn't apply to them. They feel the world owes them something because they always been handed everything, including participation trophies their whole lives.

Milo acts as if the world owes him something, what a snowflake millennial

by homeboy96 December 5, 2016

Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

stupid millennial

The only kind of millennial there is.

See also entitled millennial

That stupid millennial turned down a dream job because he refuses to get out of bed before 10am. That and he cannot afford the lease on his Escalade.

by Cider, Richard N October 13, 2018