Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Devin Millar

A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.

I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Millgate Moment

An inarticulate moment of chaos. Totally void of connection to current topic of conversation. Explosion of words creating a sense of wild bewilderment but immense hilarity from either obscurity of ridiculousness

Phil: So I found out I was dying of cancer today.

Millgate: I have a friend who eats dirt....

Phil:What a millgate moment!

by Philthy84 April 16, 2014

Millwarded

Absolutely bolloxed, mashed up and in a bit of a mess

Dan was proper Millwarded last night!

by The Crunchie One August 6, 2017

Milla

Milla is a fun loving girl. She is a top pick for dudes because she is sexy and loves sports!!! She only has one main friend that hangs out with she still hangs out with others but that one main friend is the one she loves most. All the other girls are jealous because all the boys stare at her not them. So therefore Milla is a hot,sexy girl with a future ahead in sports!!!

Dude she's flaming hot!!!
That's Milla you better be quick before other guys get to her!

by Sourbluebear271 July 6, 2018

Millamooliver

A person who isnt allowed in public spaces

this is literally the first instance of this word

"You're such a millamooliver" "No, you're a millamooliver"

by xinnythexinner April 29, 2022