Mufflering

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010

Millering

To push, pursue, drive, or engage potential sales leads in an un-naturally persistent manner.

A sales style that incorporates tone of voice and mannerism of North-Midwestern guilt end resulting in new business.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Finally closed that lead after a little millering!

by Itscoldinsummer August 27, 2014

Millering

The act of wearing a highschool sweatshirt and going up to random people and sayings "It's a tradition".

Guy 1: there's dirt on your shoes
Guy 2: WOAH what's that on your shirt

Guy 1: it's a tradition
Guy 2: really millering that's getting old -__-

by hitache September 30, 2011

Millering

1: To be actively engaged in courting someone already engaged in a committed relationship.

2: To fool one self into believing that they are capable of wooing someone away from their significant other.

He's been millering around Susan for weeks. Everyone knows she's just mashing him along, but he's totally convinced that she's going to fall for him at any moment.

by Rickola August 31, 2013

max millering

to refuse the use of deodorant for over a week.

Dude, I was at the mall yesterday and this nasty smelling chick walked by, I swear she had been max millering.

by tank oliver July 30, 2011

mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

by badgerboy May 28, 2006

iffering

(verb) The act of iffing or inferring. To infer something or guess something. To think about something.

1) What is I fail the TACHS test?

2) What would you do if I died?

3) I'm iffering that you are a blonde.

by kill-kill November 11, 2010