Mediocre Mormon

A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.

Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!

by love me sexay March 11, 2011

midol suppository

an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.

Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.

by midol man May 18, 2013

Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

midieval

Incorrect spelling of the word medieval, possibly because the e sounds like a short i.

Bob wrote: Let's dress up like midieval knights!
John wrote: It's medieval, not midieval!

by RabuRabuHotelBot December 21, 2010

Midi4ka

A person that I just cant stop memeing the shit of. (sorry marinaka, no ofense)

Hey, wanna meme Midi4ka?

by to6ko kitarista February 4, 2020

midorifarts

a really cool yttd tiktoker that makes funny videos lol 🥺🥺🥺🥺

person 1- "hey did you see midorifarts' new video about them down bad for midori?"
person 2- "yeah she's really funny"

by totallynotmidorifarts July 10, 2021

black midi

A new type of music that can only be created and played trough Musical Instrument Digital Interface. Black midi songs consist of so many notes that the ear can not possibly register them and the result is what one can call the sound equivalent of the colour black. An average 4 minute long black midi piece consist of one to five million notes.

- Hey, I just listened to the black midi version of my favourite song on Youtube.
+ How was it?
- Well, my nose and ears are bleeding and I have a sudden urge to sacrifice small animals to pagan gods. But apart from that I found it interesting.

by tranquility of karl March 2, 2015