michael phelps

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

by doitphaggot October 05, 2008

michael phelps

To dominate effortlessly.

Michael Phelps is the best Olympic swimmer ever. His penis has gotten more action than Mike Tyson's fist.

by TheRealIzzy August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

Half man, half fish

Once again, Michael Phelps has just broke the world record

by 400M September 10, 2008

Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.

you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!

by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Michael Phelps

see fish.

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.

by NvgtrWiggles September 05, 2008

Michael Phelps

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.

- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."

by Marcrazy February 18, 2009

Michael Phelped

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.

We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!

by Nadiathon. August 03, 2009