Michael Myers

A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.

Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.

by GFBR #13 ALL-STAR 2005 dist.9 OBTEENE February 6, 2006

Michael Myers

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??

The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo

by Creppy lady October 21, 2018

sexy michael myers

the meaning of life

also a verry attractive psycopath

person 1: omg did you see that sexy michael myers
parson 2: yea he's a verry attractive psycopath

by Michael_Myers123 September 24, 2021

Bolivian Michael Myers Method

Find a man name Jesus that lives in San Diego and is in the sushi district.Grab his balls and twist them while telling him fortnite lore.After he says uncle you have to slice his nuts open.

I'm going to use the Bolivian Michael Myers Method on Jesus because he's a bad boy

by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023