Michael Myers

A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.

Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.

by GFBR #13 ALL-STAR 2005 dist.9 OBTEENE February 6, 2006

Michael Myers

Oh that fucking creep? Oh hell no... he brutally murders his family! What the fuck!!! What the hell is he mad at them? Revenge??

The meaning is that Michael Myers is a fucking creepo

by Creppy lady October 21, 2018

sexy michael myers

the meaning of life

also a verry attractive psycopath

person 1: omg did you see that sexy michael myers
parson 2: yea he's a verry attractive psycopath

by Michael_Myers123 September 24, 2021

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Micheal Myers

Fictional psychopathic mass murderer appearing in the "Halloween" film series. Was reputed to have killed his teenage sister at the age of six then spent the years after in a state mental hospital. Has escaped custody many times, usually on Halloween Eve, (Oct. 30th), and often returns to his hometown Haddonfield, IL. Myers' sole quest seems to be the murder,(sacrifice?), of his last living blood relatives, specifically his younger sister Laurie Strode. Will kill anyone and everyone who either crosses his path or attempts to stop him. Myers is almost always clad in work boots, mechanic's coveralls and a white rubber Halloween mask that bares a striking resemblance to Captain Kirk. Has been known to use an assortment of weapons to kill his victims but seems to favor large butcher knives. Myers has been stabbed, shot, run down by motor vehicles, beaten with blunt objects, and nearly incinerated in a hospital fire. However all efforts to kill him have been unsuccessful. Does not speak and usually is very robotic in his movements. Also known as "The Shape" in "Halloween" and "Halloween II".

"Bill and I are going to a Halloween party. He's going dressed as Micheal Myers."

by zombie_carnage September 24, 2008

micheal myers

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby

micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Michael Myersed

Just another word for murder

he got MICHAEL MYERSED

by Cash Grab September 10, 2018