Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005

Michael Jordan

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005

Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006

Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007