michael

Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.

Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)

by viper2394 October 15, 2011

michael

MICHAEL RULES

Michael always does what Michael does best and t!hat he rules

by Michael1949 February 9, 2017

michael

The biggest sex god ever. honestly the coolest person out and very attractive. Excellent taste in music, usually into rock. So cool girls faint

"Oh my gosh, Michael is a total King. I want him"

by hmhmhmhmhhm April 19, 2014

michael

the most loved person on earth

michael ashtari nuff said

by juwonoman November 9, 2010

michael

Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie

if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him!

by spain 24/7 world cup winners November 1, 2010

michael

he is the hottest guy I have ever met is good in the bed and is very hansome

michael is hot

by fukeaface December 3, 2015

michael

michael is a greek kid that never comes to school and drinks monsters

“have you seen michael today?”
“he can’t find his shoes so he can’t come to school

by hshshehhsmk October 23, 2019