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Metaphorical Chess

-Usually between a man and a woman.
it is far more complicated then conventional chess, take all the board games u know and put them on a risk board of ur brain and hers behind a battleship divider
He sunk his pawn with her own queen. What a lucky pawn.

What a long game of metaphorical chess. It's lasted their entire marriage.
by DragonVenom November 12, 2008
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Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day
Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007
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metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender

a non binary binary androcephagender human who identifies soley as a metaphoric polymultitheocrayon gender
metaphoricpaleoandropanmonodecabinary gender
by social justice May 22, 2016
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memphrican

A combination of Memphis and African which refers to blacks or African Americans who live in the city of Memphis.
That damn memphrican just cut me off!
by ilovememphis October 25, 2012
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Metaphorical Testicles

A slang term used by females in conjunction with the words 'suck my' to emphasize when they really don't give a f**k about a particular subject.
Girl 1: 'The Royal Wedding can suck my metaphorical testicles'.

Girl 2: '...'
by TheDreamMaster May 18, 2011
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metaphorical blowjob

X implements the highest form of friendship/bro-ship on Y, the action is so good it would take Y to sell his soul to X to repay the favour.
Tim: Hey mate here's a dollar
Tom: Aw thanks how can I repay you?
Tim: With a metaphorical blowjob
by tim1639 February 29, 2012
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