methite

A cultural group pandemic in the United States, but especially numerous in the Pacific Northwest. Methites are known for their consumption of methamphetamines and their propensity for living "down by the river". Their primary occupations include collection of recyclables for deposits and amateur demagoguery. Methites can be physically identified by their apparent desperate need of dermatological and dental care.

The methites emerged from down by the river to scour the neighborhood for redeemable bottles and cans.

by I, Kommunist April 21, 2017

Methidue

The white residue inside a baggie or smoking device that’s left behind after smoking meth or getting the last little bit out of the baggie! Also known as methidue!

Girl-Do you have anything left to smoke?

Boy-Nope! Sorry all I have is an empty baggie with some methidue in it!

Girl-Well let’s go re-up then!!!!

by Chrisey Bailing February 21, 2022

mathitude

Your attitude towards math

"The more effort I put into math increases my mathitude!"

by Mathymath November 4, 2015

Meatitude

Major attitude from your boss.

Why's the bosses door shut? Oh, because he's got a major meatitude. Dont' bother him.

by oface10 December 19, 2010

Methtitute

Someone that puts out for crystal meth

That chic is worse than a methtitute atleast they put out for dope

by Daddy2big August 22, 2016

meltitude

The best consistency of cheese for melting.

The meltitude of cheese

by USMGirl November 29, 2021

Methisode

When a pizza driver named Mark complains about dishes. Short for meth episode.

“Fuckin’ dishes, this is bullshit!”

“God dammit, Mark’s having one of his methisodes again…”

by Arab C4 April 9, 2022