DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat

Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf

by Yb better 384kt April 10, 2023

gary-metcalfe

Big unit

Ugh look at that big Gary-Metcalfe

by HshahajnB December 9, 2013

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

thomas metcalfe

fattest cock in the land

i am thomas metcalfe

by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

Metcalfed

When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!

You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!

by JUNKMAN1969 December 26, 2021

bk metcalf

THE WEIRDEST BITCH EVER THAT ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL

“you know bk metcalf?” “oh yeah i hate that bitch

by karleightheparty November 17, 2022