DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat

Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf

by Yb better 384kt April 10, 2023

gary-metcalfe

Big unit

Ugh look at that big Gary-Metcalfe

by HshahajnB December 9, 2013

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

thomas metcalfe

fattest cock in the land

i am thomas metcalfe

by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019

Metcalfed

When you get 100’ into wrapping a 300’ SDI cable, and you realize someone is wrapping the other end - you’ve just been Metcalfed.

"Last night, I was coiling the home run to "video world," and halfway into it, this stage hand coming from backstage Metcalfed me!"

by Angry TD January 22, 2025

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

Metcalfed

When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!

You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!

by JUNKMAN1969 December 26, 2021