yeet myself out the window

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

I just shit myself

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

by Shitman August 17, 2020

i / me / myself

hello trans/non-cis community- or anyone really ig

i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
am I pretty enough to love back
no not yettttttt
i wish I could be a girl and really
I'd prefer it if you would use i / me / myself

by mossshroom November 16, 2021

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!

"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010