Mert

Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10

Allah follower mert

by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022

Mert

Turkish male name, the meaning of the name is "virile", "brave". A very popular fake name for sex dating among Turkish gays.

- Merhaba, I'm Mert, I wanna suck you.

by Alkipar January 31, 2017

Mert

Mert is Mert. He is Mert. He is very merty and he likes mertis. Mert likes to do merticious things and mertthings.

Mert

by Merticious November 25, 2021

Mert

1. (noun) Used as a word when someone does something dumb that's funny, or is sounding ridiculous.

2. (noun) A more friendly version of "turd."

Wow, did you see August run into that pole without looking? What a complete mert!
I have to sit next to this mert kid that always acts up in class.

by Ratt53 May 19, 2021

Mert

When someone called Matt is being a dickhead

Shut up Mert

by Whippy June 5, 2018

Mert

English Farmers way of saying Mate - Only really said to someone you really know or like

"Alright Mert, How you been?" "What's the crack then Mert?" "What time we hittin' this YFC Doo then Mert?"

by cfyt June 7, 2019

Ay Mert

Satan in basic words. The presence that killed own.

Ay Mert is sacrificed.

by helvermilion November 21, 2021