Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

mermaid hair by sc00b July 19, 2009

mermaid tail 

When you fall asleep after sex and the jizz leaks out and glues your legs together.

Damn Meg, you should have cleaned up after that gang bang last night, now you’re mermaid tailing it.

mermaid tail by Emily Inez November 24, 2017

mermaid emoji 

Happy, sad and everything in between

🧜 mermaid emoji

mermaid emoji by Vigilante or just V not vigina February 2, 2022

Gutter Mermaid 

When you fuck a girl and drop a load in her, then she slips between the mattress and wall flopping around.

When I was done with Anna, I couldn’t find her but there she was stuck like a gutter mermaid.

Gutter Mermaid by @tfresh September 17, 2020

space mermaid

a really hot eccentric girl, who always appears to be "spaced out"

"That artist Ragzy is such a space mermaid bro."

space mermaid by Lego Wonderful May 9, 2023

Mermaided 

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

Mermaided by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019