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yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.
by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003
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A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.
Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!
by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008
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noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale
I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.
by jhimm April 16, 2004
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1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.
"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"
by Marklaria September 25, 2005
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a substitute for the word cool, since it kinda gets old after a while.
Man, that bitch was so fucking merf in bed. hot damn.
by Richard Heymann April 19, 2006
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kelly: MERF!!!
Ali: wow kelly. you're gross.
by AliFabulousShe May 3, 2008
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the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.
I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!
by heebie jeebie March 5, 2003
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