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Meowcenaries

the meowcenaries fought against the dogs for some catnip & milk
by MIGGITTY April 30, 2009
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Sex Mercenary

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.
by Zachary352 March 13, 2014
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mercenary

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...
by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005
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Mercenary ball tap

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.
"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.
by Unlce sean December 20, 2008
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mercenary

any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.
Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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mercenary

Boba Fett is a mercenary.
by L33T G8M3R February 26, 2003
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