menards

a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.

Save big money at Menard's.

by Graf March 12, 2003

menards

A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.

"Shut up Menards!"

by schmeankman April 25, 2009

menerva

A menerva is a quite strict figure but if and when you come across one they will soften up and be a shoulder for you to cry on .They will protect you like their life depends upon it.If you come across a menerva you will be the luckiest person in the world so don't let go of them everyone needs a menerva to support them in your life.

I'm a menerva cry on my shoulder

by Lovexoxo October 28, 2020

go all menendez on your ass

To go on a hateful killspree, particularly on one's parents. Derived from the infamous Menendez brother murders ca. 1996.

"Dad, if you keep on drinking tequila and beating up grandma, I'll go all Menendez on your ass."

by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

mcnerd

n. what you call a student who attends any school that has Mc in the name

Those who attened McNair Academic High School are called McNerds.

All the McNerds hang at the library.

by Zoe V. November 28, 2006

menards trap

The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.

Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”

by GooseFoot July 24, 2018

Menards Receiving Team member

One of the stupidest people on the planet.
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction

Bob must be a Menards Receiving Team member

by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020