melonade

1) A tasty fruity 'ade made from melons.
2) Best when drank out of a tall glass, after eating Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

"Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallooowwwwwssssss..."

by cruste January 28, 2003

melonball

the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.

the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.

by t-diddy October 12, 2004

MelonSaurus

A Melonsaurus is an animal that is a cross between a dinosair, and a Melon. They are rarely seen, and usually are seen firin their lazers, and destroyin stuff. The most common Melonsaurus is the Milin, that can only be seen in Pensylvania.

Damn, my MelonSaurus got out and destroyed half of Tampa!

by Rdawg00014 September 3, 2010

melonnaise

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

by 361 September 24, 2013

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

by PP is extended October 24, 2018

melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009