Tucker telephone

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

by davidebert March 23, 2008

telephone toughguy

one who talks mad shit while hiding behind the safety of a telephone connection, but when confronted in person, backs down like a little bitch.

Man, that douchebag Brian is such a telephone toughguy, he wouldnt dare say that shit to my face.

by Luke O November 10, 2006

mellophone

the most awesome instrument in marching band. in concert band, the mellophone players are french horn players, which epically pwn anyway, so when they change to mellophone, its just as awesome. people may make fun of them, but its just cause they're jealous.

trumpet player says: haha, stupid mellophones

trumpet player thinks: ahh, i wish i could be a mellophone. they look so cool.

by bandgeek3453 November 28, 2009

maliphoneism

When your iphone autocorrects the word you misspell into something ridiculously different from the one you aimed for. Derived from malapropism.

My iPhone just pulled another maliphoneism, it changed neverending to Nebraskan. Good call, brain inside my iPhone!

by mariadeathstar November 27, 2010

Dusty Telephone

A booty call with a person is over the age of 65.

12pm and my dusty telephone rings.

by Innabus June 27, 2010

cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Italian Telephone

Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.

Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"

by Telaride January 4, 2013