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melaninaire 

A millionaire, or a economically wealthy person of dark skin complexion. Typically the majority of their origins are of African descent.
The web tycoons who created and sold the web application to google are now melaninaires.
melaninaire by turquoisesoap August 11, 2018

Melaniia 

Melaniia is a sexy ass cunt. She's hot and most likely has a ton of scars from all the weird but fun ass shit she does. She's the best person you will ever meet. SEXY ASF. Any guy that sees her is most likely daydreaming of fucking her so hard she won't be able to fucking walk.
Person 1: Bro, did you see that girl walking across the street?
Person 2: Yeah, oml she's such a Melaniia I'd fuck her right here.
Melaniia by Popcornflakes March 15, 2023

Melaniagerized 

When you repeat something that's not yours but you didn't plagiarize it because someone else told you to say it or wrote it for you.
You totally Melaniagerized that valedictorian speech off last years valedic.

Pshhh. I ain't do nothing wrong cause I didn't even write 92% of that speech.
Melaniagerized by Moglipatel July 27, 2016
A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
A golddigger who only loves people for the money.
OMG, she is such a melania!
Melania by TarmacBeast March 26, 2019
1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.

2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).

3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.

4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"

"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."

"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--

"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."

"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."

"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."

"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."

"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"

"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
Melania by maebyblewit May 15, 2018